she looked like the before picture.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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