You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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