giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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