so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.