Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?