I must be too annoying 4 u.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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