we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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