Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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