Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just want nice things and good sex
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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