I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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