I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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