dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
