it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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