Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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