it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The struggles of a small town man whore
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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