What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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