how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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