i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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