There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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