The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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