My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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