Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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