Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
