its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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