would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Sober January is a disaster.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
how does that bad decision feel?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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