yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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