i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
smell my finger.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.