Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.