I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂