I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I am available for nakedness