Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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