He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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