Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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