I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
We were destined to go to rehab together
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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