People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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