Taylor Swift is so right about you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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