Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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