Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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