My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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