I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I have already put on my inside pants.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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