why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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