Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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