I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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