Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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