where am i from again
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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