just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Randomize