Barsexuality is the new black.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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