She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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