Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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