I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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