i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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