I am puke
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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