your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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