Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
All the doctor said was why
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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