I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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