it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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