Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Do plants get herpes?
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