i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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