Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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